2012 Buick Verano Review


The New and Improved Buick Brand

You might not think of a Buick as an “Alpha Male” type car. And you’re probably right. However, Buick has steadily improved in the last three years with models such as the LaCrosse, Regal, and now the Verano.

If you’re in the market for something steady and reliable with a nice interior, you’re probably looking at a Lexus. But Buick is trying to beat Lexus at it’s own game with a secret weapon: 4-cylinder engines. I don’t know of any Lexus owner going, “ugh, I love my car, but I just wish it had a V8.” No one buys a Lexus to get a powerful engine, and Buick seems to understand that.

Not only does this greatly reduce the price, it also improves fuel efficiency and produces an even softer ride.

The Newest Member of the Buick Family

And with this in mind, let’s talk about the newest member of the Buick family, the Buick Verano. It’s essentially an upgraded version of the Chevy Cruze, but let’s not forget that the Lexus ES is essentially an upgraded version of the Toyota Camry.

The Verano is a compact car that starts at $22,585, putting it in a league of its own, somewhere between luxury and non-luxury. With the extinction of Ford’s Mercury brand and the Volvo S40, along with the cost-cutting at Volkswagen, the “near-luxury compact car” niche is left entirely to the Verano.

Following in the footsteps of its more expensive brethren, the Verano’s interior is unbelievably classy and quiet, due to high-quality materials and unique sound-proofing technology.

The Verano currently has only one engine, a 2.4L 4-cylinder that puts out 180 horsepower. Next year they’re expected to release a turbocharged 2.0L engine with a bit more horsepower and a bit more fuel efficiency, as a premium option.

While you can’t exactly race Porsches with 180 horsepower, it’s more than enough and certainly more peppy than a typical Civic or Corolla. Once again, this is a car about smoothness and stability, not about performance.

Combined fuel economy is 25 MPG, which is a little bit below average for a compact car, but it’s certainly no Hummer.

Personally, I like the design, but I can understand if some people think it’s too “cute,” like a last-generation Hyundai Accent. I agree that the headlights are a bit too big, but I still like the grill and I love the slight edginess of the tail-lights. But once again, this is a very understated car. If you’re in the market for a sports car, this isn’t for you.

Overall Ratings

  • Cool Factor: 6/10 (depends on your definition: if “smooth” and “cool” are the the same to you, add an extra point)
  • Economical Factor: 8/10 (if you want a Lexus without the price tag, this car was made for you)
  • Alpha Male Factor: 4/10 (no explanation needed)
  • Chick Factor: 5/10 (the design might not pop, but she’ll like the comfy interior)

Bruce is a staff writer at Total Film Nerd (totalfilmnerd.com).

You’re Brushing Your Teeth With Sh!t And You Don’t Even Realize!!!

Ever wonder why a couple of minutes after brushing your teeth your breathe starts to revert back to its nasty self. While Halitosis might be the cause, try this first. Move your toothbrush at least 6 feet from your toilet bowl. A lot of people don’t realize this but after you make a bowel movement and flush your toilet, their’s literally an explosion of bacteria flying around your bathroom which includes fecal matter. Now if your toothbrush is less than 6 feet from your toilet you likely been brushing with your own sh!t. Here are are few tricks/tips to make sure you brush with the minimal amount of bacteria on your toothbrush:

  • Keep your Toothbrush at least 6 feet from your toilet bowl
  • Buy a UV Tooth Brush Cleaner
  • Wash your toothbrush with hydrogen peroxide or listerine
  • Throw out your toothbrush after 3 months of use
  • Shut the Toilet Bowl lid before flushing EVERYTIME (sorry no courtesy flushes either)
  • Wash hands before handling your toothbrush
  • Wash your toothbrush before and after brushing
    I know this might seem like a lot to people, especially if your use to keeping your toothbrush in a cup on the sink next to your toilet, but you need to realize that’s probably the second worst place to keep it (first being in the toilet itself). If your just starting now to place your brush away from the toilet, I would suggest buying a new tooth brush completely.

 

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Ultimate Babe: Alice Goodwin

It’s Wednesday. The middle of the week and the the weekend seems so far. No worries, because your at the Ultimate Babe section of UtimateAlphaMale, and Wednesdays marks another post featuring one of the internet’s hottest females. Excuse the lack of posts these past two weeks, life gets in the way sometimes. But I’m back, and I brought someone who won’t disappoint. Say hello to English bombshell Alice Goodwin. The mouth-watering 25 year old has been featured in several magazines, including Maxim. She seems like she has a Bouncy, Bubbly personality, no? I’ll leave you to admire Ms Goodwin’s voluptuous frame for yourself, and remember, don’t leave a mess.

2 Simple Tricks to do while Eating for Greater Muscle Mass/Energy/Fat Loss

Don’t worry these 2 simple tricks aren’t eat only a salad and chicken. These both can be done with what your eating on a day to day basis as of right now. I myself noticed a difference within a week of starting these over a year ago. The effects are amazing and it takes less than minimal to do. So since I feel I’ve been stalling enough, here they are:

Simple Trick #1Chew Your Food
No I mean really chew it. Chew your food to the point where you can’t tell the individual ingredients anymore (i.e. if you were eating a turkey sandwich, chew till you don’t know what piece is the bread or what is the turkey) You want complete maceration! In the beginning this is harder to do than you think. When I began I noticed that after about 5 to 7 “chews” that I would be tempted to swallow my food and take another bite. This is a habit that needs to be destroyed. By not chewing your food completely your not allowing the food to be completely digested. Digestion  begins in the mouth, both the mechanical process of chewing and the enzymatic process of your saliva. By chewing only a few times your not allowing your body to completely absorb all of the nutrients from the food you eat. If your having trouble realizing how many “chews” you should do, I would recommend between 25 to 35 before swallowing.

Simple Trick #2Flex Before/During your Meal
You don’t have to strike a pose while your dinner table. Flexing/Working out increases Glut4 to the surface of muscles cells, essentially opening the gates allowing the calories to enter your muscles instead of your fat cells. When done prior to your meal you can feel better knowing that your muscle cells will be fueled instead of adding calories to your fat cells.
-If your trying gain muscle mass i’ve noticed that when I flex one muscle group (i.e. chest) for about 1 minute you’ll feel the muscle swell and when you eat you’ll get a pretty decent pump. Now when you flex don’t just do a normal flex, flex every different head of that muscle. For example if you were flexing your chest do isometric chest squeezes by putting both of your hands together as if your clapping, first put your hands by your belly button and push against one another as HARD as you can do this for 20 seconds, then put both your hands (still in the clap position) straight in front of you and push them together again for another 20 secs, then raise your hands (still clap position) to about 6 to 8 inches from your forehead and push for another 20 secs, if your able to I like to finish of with push ups on the floor or even against the wall. Thats just for chest but you can do the same for any other muscle group, just remember to try and hit every head of that muscle. Remember the more gates open in the muscle, the more calories/fuel entering.


-For Fat Loss its a little different. What I like to do instead of focusing one one body like for mass, I focus on doing less but with more muscles. For example, I would flex both my arms while doing toe lifts for 30 secs and then flex my chest while doing squats without any weights for another 30 to 60 secs. You can mix and match as many as you want, the point is to flex as many muscles for 60 to 120 secs a couple of minutes prior to eating.

The great thing about these 2 is you can use them even if your not on a strict diet.  Try it out for 2-3 weeks and I’m guaranteeing you, you won’t be disappointed.

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Top Lifts for Mass and Strength

Summers over guys, its time to hit the gym and add some mass. Everyone’s looking to diet now and lose weight from all thos summer bbq’s and beers to get that perfect six-pack but lets be real, we’ve all seen some anorexic guy with a six pack and he doesn’t exactly represent the perfect fitness specimen. Don’t be fooled, Mass counts and I hate to say it but Bigger is Better.

Now’s the perfect time to gain its starting to get cold out, your going out with jackets and sweaters, holiday’s around the corner so you know your goin to be eating more and as long as you work out lets turn that food into fuel for our muscles, and lets face it you know you want to surprise everybody next summer when you take off your shirt.  In this article I’m goin to list the best lifts for adding mass and strength.

Deadlifts
Probably one of the best compound excercises to add mass. Start with an barbell on the ground with a light weight on each side (just for now to get the corrrect form, because majority of the people I see at the gym are doing these wrong). Now position your feet flat on the floor with a shoulder width distance apart while resting the barbell against your shins. Squat down while keeping your your chest and back flat, and take a staggered grip (right hand palm facing you and left hand palm facing away from you or vice versa). Now press your feet to the ground while keeping your arms straight and drag the bar up your legs until your in a standing position. Make sure while your standing you squeeze/flex all the muscles in your back and legs before lowering the weight. Note: Never let your knees go passed your toes during any part of this workout. Now that might sound hard in the beginning to keep your balance and lift heavy but remember forms more important that numbers. Their are many different variations to the deadlift ie… Dumbell Deadlift, Stiff-Legged Deadlift, Romanian Deadlift, Sumo Deadlift, etc… All are minor variations of the original and tweak different muscles, but if your just beginning your better off starting with the original

 

Squats
Another exericise great for mass. Because your legs are so dense with muscle you’ll get an awesome anabolic effect (increases Testosterone, HGH, all the good stuff) from squats. But like the deadlift a lot of people are doing them incorrectly. Start with feet shoulder-width distance apart with barbell resting on your back at the base of your neck. While lowering your body you want to keep your back straight ( straight doesn’t mean perpendicular to the floor or parallel to the wall (showing off my geometry skills…lol) this just means you never want to curl your back, you can lean slightly lean foward to gain balance but never arch/curve your back) and remember never let your knees go past your toes. While coming back to a standing position always stay in control of the weight and keep good form. Like deadlifts there are also many different variations to the squat, if your an extreme begginer you might want to start with dumbell squats instead of barbell. But once you get comfortable I would suggest trying them all out Front Squat, Zercher Squat, Box Squat, etc…

 

 

Bench Press
Amazing for your chest, shoulders, and triceps. Everytime I’m in the gym I see people using these crazy contraptions that supposedly work your chest and i’ll be honest i’ve tried them and I don’t see what all the hype is about. Any big guy at the gym will tell you, you want a big chest, bench is the answer. Start off lying on your back on the bench, keep the weight light at first to get the correct form, now heres the important part, you want to position so when you lower the barbell(right below your nipple) both your arms come to a 90 degree angle (both your arms are making the letter L (obviously your left arm will make the L and your right arm will make the reverse of an L). Now push the weight back up without locking your arms or curling your shoulders. Other variants include close grip bench, wide grip bench, dumbell press, incline/decline press.

 

Military Press
Probably one of the best exercises for building huge shoulders. For these you want to start with either a standing or seated position (I’ve noticed that the seated position tends to really isolate your shoulder and really makes it hard to cheat). Place your hands on the barbell slightly more than shoulder width apart. Now push the weight above your head while staying in control. Now lower the weight to the starting postion and do it all over again. Other variants of this are dumbell military press, Arnold Presses, etc…

Weighted Dips
This exercise lifts your chest and gives that awesome pumped look. If you can’t do more than 5, I wouldn’t suggest adding any weight yet. To begin this exercise you need parallel bars or some gyms have a pushdown machine, go for a wide grip (close grip mostly works your triceps), on a lot of the machines you should be able to spread the bars slightly more apart. Keep your arms straight and shoulders above your hands, while bending your knees slowly lower yourself until your chest goes slightly below your hands (you’ll get a good stretch as well), then push yourself back up to starting postion. Before you add weight I would suggest being able to bring your legs out while doing the dips ( so your body makes the letter L while lowering yourself), when you do want to add you can either add a belt with a chain connected to a weight, hold a dumbell between your thighs, or buy some hardcore heavy chains and put them over the back of your neck. Either way this exercise you’ll definately feel.

Rows
Barbell Bent Over Rows really push your back into overdrive. At first these are tough and annoying trying to balance yourself out while lifting a heavy weight but once you get the hang of them, the pump your back gets is amazing. You want to start off like your about to do a deadlift with the barbell, but for this you only want to slightly bend your knees while keeping your back straight (parallel to the ground). Hold the bar with a  wide overhand grip and pull the bar up (right above your belly button), now hold for a second and squeeze your back muscles, and slowly bring it back down and repeat. Other variants include Yates row, instead of overhand you can do under hand, etc…



If these lifts aren’t in your workout program you do not realize what your missing. With the right diet and adequate rest you’ll be amazed how big you get.

 

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Ultimate Babe: Jesikah Maximus

Ah-Whaddup, guys? Welcome back to the Ultimate Babe, where we try to introduce you to some of the hottest women on the internet. Sorry I missed last week, I know it’ll be tough to follow the last ultimate babe, but I think you’ll be pleased with this week’s curvy dame. She’s a Mexican bombshell with a 24″ waist and 42″ hips that will give you a serious case of tight pants. TJ brought up the point that she resembles pornstar Lexi Belle, but this aspiring actress packs curves that shame Lombard street. So, here’s another wave of latin heat for ya. Say hello to Jesikah Maximus.

Note: We are not liable for any jaws that break from hitting the floor.

Visit Jesikah Maximus’ site: jesikahmaximus.com

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Tonic Water: Toxic to your Testicles

Bad news for all you Gin and Tonic lovers. Tonic Water contains the ingredient Quinine in which studies have shown that Quinine significantly lowers your serum testosterone levels.

Originally Quinine was used as a cure-all in a sense treating malaria, leg cramps, as well as having anti-inflammatory and anti-fever properties. While still used for malaria, the FDA has banned it for other use due to the potential side effects (ie deadly blood disorder,skin reactions, ringing ears, blurred vision, etc…).

While Tonic Water does contain less quinine than a prescription I would still not recommend drinking tonic water recreationally. This might upset a lot of gin/vodka tonic drinkers but is it really worth losing testosterone levels from it. In all actuality your better off switching to a seltzer or club soda any way. Seltzers/Club soda is cheaper, better tasting than water, hydrates you faster, gets you drunker (when mixed with alcohol due to the carbonation) and doesn’t harm your testicles.

If you have any tonic water left over in your house, here is a cool trick; put a black light on next to it. The quinine presence causes the water to glow a blue-whitish color.

 

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Ultimate Babe: Melanie Iglesias

Ah-Whaddup, world? Welcome to the Ultimate Babe section of Ultimate Alpha Male. This little corner of the site is dedicated to helping guys discover some of the hottest women residing in the vast world that is the world wide web. For what reason? I don’t know, good old fashion fap-tastic fun? Who cares. Can you really say you’re upset we’re posting pics of hot dames? I didn’t think so. So, now that we got that out of the way, I’d like to present the first ultimate babe. She’s the 2010 Hometown Hottie for Maxim Magazine and recently resigned as a Royal Flush Girl for World Poker Tour. At 5’7″ and 115 lbs, here’s a little latin heat in the form of the beautiful Melanie Iglesias.

Oh, and please, clean up after yourself when you’re done.

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Smoking: Way Worse Than You Thought

 

I already know what you guys are going to say “great another quit smoking or you’ll die article”. We all know that smoking causes Heart Disease, pretty much every Cancer known to man, certain diseases, etc… So I’m not here to beg/preach to you to quit but I do believe you should get all the facts before you make the decision to keep smoking. Here are some of the other Side Effects of Smoking you probably don’t know.

Damages Your Sperm/Your Childs Sperm

Studies have shown that Smoking actually mutates sperm cells and causes changes in DNA sequences. These changes are so drastic that not only will the genetic defect pass to your child but will pass to your childs child.

Erectile Dysfunction/Impotence

Smoking causes plaque accumulation in your arteries which obstructs bloodflow to the vessels. The more you smoke the harder it will be to achieve an erection. A lot of people like to say that they’ve never had a problem in this area but if you’re a smoker you know you have plus with ever cigarette your erection gets a little softer. This circulation problem effects your whole body not just your penis.

Slows Brain Functioning

Goes hand in hand with the circulation problem due to the blockage of the carotid artery. Reaction time and thinking ability are both diminished.

Destroys Fitness Goals

Many smoke because it reduces cravings so they’ll eat less but it’s also counter productive for reaching your optimal goals. High levels of carbon monoxide reduces oxygen intake. So oxygen can’t get into lungs then to blood then to your muscles. Smoking also increases airway resistance, so forget about endurance in the gym or in bed.

Hygiene

We all know that smoking does nothing to benefit you hygienically. I could write articles on just the disadvantages to you appearance so i’ll just list a few of them.

  • Dries out your fingernails and discolors them as well as gives them a not-so-pleasant odor
  • Bad Skin
  • Teeth turn yellow along with Horrible Breathe
  • Cough up all kinds of gross stuff
  • This list is pretty much endless…

Its going to be even harder during social gatherings where everyone is smoking. In this type of situation I would suggest purchasing one of those electronic cigarettes. This works on a couple of levels not only is it slightly healthier but its also a conversation starter if women are around, as well as makes you look like your a healthy person/bettering yourself which women seem to love.

A lot of you probably aren’t going to quit because of this post. But I do feel like all of you should make an attempt to limit the amount of CO (carbon monoxide) you put into your system. In the coming weeks i’m going to write another post describing ways/methods of reducing majority of the side effects of smoking. For all of you with an oral fixation chew some gum, eat some celery(excellent for reducing cravings as well) or even put a tooth pick in your mouth.

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2012 Ford Focus Review

Design & The “One World” Strategy

I have a confession to make: I’m not a big fan of hatchbacks. Yes, they’re economical and versatile, but they just don’t look right to me. So with that said, let’s talk about the 2012 Ford Focus.

Ford has a new business model which they call the “One World” strategy. Rather than producing different cars for different markets as they did the past, they now sell the same cars all around the world. There may be small changes, but all in all, it’s the same car. For example, in order to satisfy America’s love of SUVs, a crossover SUV based on the Focus is being planned in which 80% of the parts will be Focus parts.

But those small changes might not be sufficient for some. For now, there are two versions of the Focus, the sedan and hatchback. The sedan version of the new Focus (which is unique to the US) looks much too similar to the hatchback version. If you’re a hatchback hater like myself, you’re out of luck. It’s dissapointing, because I really do love the sporty European shape of the grill and headlights.

Fuel Economy & Performance

Other than the design, however, I have very little criticism. On a technical level, the Ford Focus is incredibly impressive. It manages to offer 31 MPG fuel economy (the 3rd-best in class, beaten only by the Honda Civic and Hyundai Elantra) while delivering 160 horsepower (much better than the Elantra’s 148 horsepower and the Civic’s 140 horsepower). While there’s no high performance version (like the Civic Si or Corolla S), 160 horsepower should be enough to satifsy most people.

Interior & Tech Features

Last but not least, the interior is also very impressive. Along with soft-touch plastics and confortable seats (both of which are hard to come by for a car in this class), there are tons of high-tech options. For very little extra (the exact price depends on which package and trim level you intially get), you can get the MyFord eight-inch touch screen system, which handles entertainment, bluetooth, nagivation, and climate control. MyFord has gotten extremely good reviews and it’s unusual to see this sort of console on a car in this price range.

Overall ratings:

  • Cool Factor: 5/10
  • Economical Factor 9/10
  • Alpha Male Factor: 4/10 (at least it’s better than a Corolla)
  • Chick Factor: 3/10 (girls aren’t exactly gonna jump in)

Bruce is a staff writer at Total Film Nerd (totalfilmnerd.com).